I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
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