Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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