I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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