Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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