Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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