She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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