I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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