i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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