i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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