My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
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I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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