maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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