She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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