It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
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it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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