Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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