And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dignity is for republicans.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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