seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
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sex in a hospital.. check
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!