I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
it's great music for shaving your balls
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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