my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
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I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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