i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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