TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
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