We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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