fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I want a musical about memes.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize
