I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I know her cup size but not her name....
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