Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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