I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
