Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
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Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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