Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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