My hand turned me down
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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