its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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