drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Did you pee in the oven last night??
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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