i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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