There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
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For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between