So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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