I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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