Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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