I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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