you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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