you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
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