dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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