a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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