Is it because I queefed?
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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