I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
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just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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