why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I just blew my weed a kiss
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
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