Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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