I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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