Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
that is very illegal...i love you.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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