You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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