I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
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Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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