Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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