Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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