Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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