He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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