i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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