At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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