i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
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Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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