when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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