shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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